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NICE
02:25
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GLORY
02:35
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Mall Santa
01:35
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Priority Shipping
02:37
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Blue Christmas
01:44
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It's Christmas
02:55
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It's Christmas.
And A Happy New Year.
Merry Christmas.
Happy Hanukkah.
Happy Kwanzaa.
And a happy new year.
Deck the halls with boughs of holly.
Fa la la la.
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Blueblue x Desconocido
00:54
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Dr. Dreidle
03:16
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White Christmas
02:05
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I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the treetops glisten and children listen
To sleigh bells in the snow
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and very, very bright
And may all your Christmases be white
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13. |
Santa Is God
03:01
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I used to think that Santa was more than just a man,I'll
a God who graced believers with Christmas presents. Oh my...
He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake.
He's always there, so be good for goodness sake!
And I was good for you, the goodest little dude.
I was so good for you, as good as I could do.
I woke up to the sound of teeth crunching like Captain Hook--
Chips Ahoy-- I'm in the living room to see Mr. C.
Expecting white hair and the beard, I know the look too well.
What the hell is Dad doing with Santa's cookies.
And it was you and me pretending not to see.
And it was me and you, pretending's what we do.
You're just a culprit we can point to
There's no more leaving on a sleigh.
There's no way God can disappoint you, if you look the wrong way.
I never said a word to my friends
I'll let them figure it out on their own time
I tell myself that he doesn't exist. I guess I'll never know for sure in my own mind
that it was you and me pretending not to see
that it was me and you pretending's what we do.
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14. |
Jolly Old Saint Nicholas
01:22
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Jolly old St. Nicholas, Lean your ear this way!
Don't you tell a single soul, What I'm going to say;
Christmas Eve is coming soon, Now, you dear old man,
Whisper what you'll bring to me: Tell me if you can.
When the clock is striking twelve, When I'm fast asleep,
Down the chimney broad and black, With your pack you'll creep.
All the stockings you will find Hanging in a row;
Mine will be the shortest one, You'll be sure to know.
Jolly old St. Nicholas, Lean your ear this way!
Don't you tell a single soul, What I'm going to say;
Christmas Eve is coming soon, Now, you dear old man,
Whisper what you'll bring to me: Tell me if you can.
What's it gonna be, Santa,
Underneath the tree?
What's it gonna be, Santa?
Leave this year for me
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Last Christmas
02:29
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Last Christmas I lent you my car,
but you called the next day, said they locked you away.
This year if you drink too much beer leave the driving to someone sober.
You've got a really cool car, is what you said,
with tinted windows and a new paint job, red.
Just let me take it to the bar won't you please, friend?
When the girls see this they'll want to get wed.
I said, sure, but be the safest guy.
If you wrecked it I would probably cry.
You said, I promise, don't you trust me dude?
Then you drove into a pole and now the pole is red too.
Last Christmas, I lent you my car,
but you called the next day, said they locked you away.
This year if you drink too much beer leave the driving to someone sober.
There was special on rails that night.
You had like 5 and then a Miller Light.
Sang karaoke and got in a fight with the husband of a woman that you said looked "aight"
jumped in the car and packed out of the place.
At the next stoplight decided to race.
You should have won, but that wasn't the case.
Hit the pole and now the steering wheel is on your face.
Last Christmas, I lent you my car,
but you called the next day, said they locked you away.
This year if you drink too much beer leave the driving to someone sober.
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Frosty
02:41
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Frosty the Snowman, was a jolly happy soul,
With a corn cob pipe and a button nose, and two eyes made of coal.
Frosty the Snowman, is a fairytale, they say.
He was made of snow, but the children know he came to life one day.
There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found,
For when they placed it on his head, he began to dance around!
Oh, Frosty, the Snowman, was alive as he could be;
and the children say he could laugh and play,
just the same as you and me.
Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
look at Frosty go.
Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
over the hills of snow.
Frosty the Snowman, knew the sun was hot that day,
so he said, "Let's run, and we'll have some fun now, before I melt away."
Down to the village, with a broomstick in his hand,
Running here and there, all around the square,
sayin', "Catch me if you can."
He led them down the streets of town, right to the traffic cop;
and only paused a moment, when he heard him holler, "Stop!"
For Frosty, the Snowman, had to hurry on his way,
But he waved goodbye, sayin' "Don't cry, I'll be back again some day."
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Jackson Hole, WY
01:59
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Santa Claus in the middle of the market
I saw Santa Claus in the middle of the market
I know you prolly don't believe me
Santa Claus in the middle of the market,
saw his cart full of cookies and frosting.
Oh my God, I don't believe it myself,
but I swear on everything I own it's him.
I saw Santa Clause chillin in the market, look at all the stuff he's got:
Oreos, double stuffed and two tubs of betty crocker.
Dear Mr. C, it is a mystery to me, why do you need so many extra cookies when it's Christmas Eve?
Are they a snack to tie you over when you're flying over seas?
or a missile you project to distract flocks of stalking geese?
oh, please, Mr. C, I know you've got some bad munchies,
but your dietary habits make you susceptible to disease–
Diabetes.
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Bust out the family games, and pick up some candy canes
and hang a wreath on the door, cus that's what Christmas is for
Presents from you to me and all of the family are under the Christmas tree
You're all so good to me.
Ooooooo.
I sure am glad that the world didn't end this year.
The Mayans brought lots of fear, so drink a cup of cheer
and sing Christmas carols and than watch a Christmas Story,
but even that can get gory.
So let's just,
Oooooooo.
Ooooooowah.
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19. |
I Wished 4 U
02:43
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Blast all of my Santa Claus dreams,
I wished for you this Christmas.
I don't need lots of things, fancy clothes or shiny rings,
I just want your presence in my...
heart is where the home is and home where the heart is
I hope that I have a place there.
I will even pay rent if that's what I have to do,
I'll do almost anything to be a part of you
Blast all of my Santa Claus dreams
I left you cookies and soy milk
I've got a really big tree,
one you can climb in and be a cat or a squirrel or some shit like that
if you said I had a pretty mouth
I would hold it against you
yeah that's probably the first thing I would do
Blast all of my Santa Claus dreams
I wished for you this Christmas
I don't know what I would do if I didn't find you underneath my tree I'd probably have to break up with you.
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North Pole, AK
04:24
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Remember Rudolf? The reindeer with the shiny nose?
Well this is how his story goes:
He was crying in despair, in his stall with the door closed, pondering his existence.
He thought, things can only get worse. Things can only get worse for me.
Oh, my bright red nose is a curse. My nose is an omen.
Interrupting his thought was a knock at his door
a hard (thump, thump, thump) but oh, what was it for?
He opened it up, there was a reindeer coat, a pile of crumbs and a personal note.
It read, "red-nose boy, the fog's too dense, come quick so Christmas can commence." Rudolf knew just what to do, so he gathered his things and left.
Well, the flight that night went right on time, with Rudolf in front of the line.
All eight reindeer and Santa too, were now smitten on, you know who. instead of calling him #*$ @%*$!!, they called him Ru-Ru the Rocket and gave him pats on the back, but after all they'd put him through, nothing they did or said could stop him.
Nothing we did could stop him.
After a pitstop for cookies in Jackson Hole, Santa ordered, "Ru-Ru the Rocket, take us back to the North Pole. Take us Back to the North Pole."
And Ru-Ru obliged him.
North Pole, Alaska. I
t's where you'll find him this year.
North Pole, Alaska.
It's where you'll find the reindeer...
packaging plant.
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21. |
Santa Claws
02:30
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Mojo ho ho ho
Mojo's chillin' on the rooftop,
just waitin' for the beat to drop,
and also for his guest to come,
Santa Claus, yes, that's the one.
Santa's dumber than an ice tray–
decided not to even camouflage his sleigh.
and Rudolf's nose sure is burning bright.
Mojo spots it easily through the snowy night.
Hide, hide, hide!
Santa lands his sleigh up on the roof.
Not nice and soft, but with the sound of reindeer hooves,
Mojo hides behind the chimney and anticipates attack
on the big bag of presents Santa carries on his back.
Santa struggles, struggles with the gifts,
Mojo jumps out of his hiding place and Santa Claus slips
Santa falls, falls hard and lands on his head,
then unconsciously slides off of the roof and now he's dead.
Now if you've ever seen The Santa Claus,
the movie with Tim Allen, The Santa Claus
you know what Santa's fall means for my cat,
that he's gonna get real fat
and carry all the presents every single year to the kids around the world on a sleigh behind some deer.
Congratulations, Mojo, just because you managed to turn your paws into Santa Claws.
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22. |
Carol of the Hells
01:49
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23. |
Carol of the Wolfdog
02:58
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24. |
Gotta Wishlist
02:06
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Christmas... I gotta wishlist.
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